a funny convo I had with "Bob"

Bob: you need to learn to do what I do to handle workloads like that me: seriously... are you still working, what, three jobs? Bob: yea... here's the key. YOu start drinking at like... say 7am, by 9 you don't give a fuck what's going on and by 11 you forgot what needed to get done, but you are HILARIOUS around the office, so no one can stay mad at you. me: that's... AWESOME! Bob: tell me about it. Your mileage may vary with Laura though... just wear a sports cup as insurance. me: hahah Bob's name was changed to hide his laziness, but in all seriousness I have no free time.